Grenade Magnet

A guy who only seems to attract ugly girls

Seamus: Whats up with graham he is such a grenade magnet! Did you see all them grenades jumping at his junk.
Franny: Poor guy I hear he was pulling out shrapnel for days after going home with Roxanne!

by littledevil69 August 17, 2010

Oven Magnet

A slur used against jews, or anyone of jewish faith.

"What the hell is wrong with you Oven Magnet"

by HackMaster321 February 17, 2005

Magnet therapy

Fake medicine witch claims to heal anything through the power of magnets

1:Magnet therapy's been debunked dude, go get some real medicine instead of that quackery
2:But I feel better
1:It's just the placebo effect

by urbanific January 10, 2009

dork magnet

one who attacts the likes of the stupid, witless, mentally challenged, and/or people of the loser variety

Everytime I go to a bar some lame wad has to come up and start a conversation with me. I must be a dork magnet!

by king kenny January 19, 2009

thug magnet

A person who attracts unsavory types.

She’s a straight-up, A-1 thug magnet no matter where she goes or what she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

Milf Magnet

A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.

"Wow Ryan sure is a milf magnet."

by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021

Magners

Ireland's favourite hard cider! Since the beginning in October of 1999, Magners Original Irish Cider has pepped up the market in Northern Ireland, with it now being the undoubted No. 1 in both packaged and draught cider.

Delicious apple cider with alcohol which goes down quicker and smoother than beer. Tastes better too!

"Magners Irish Cider, Time dedicated to you"

"Can I get a Magners on Ice, Mate?"

by Allie Sasha November 3, 2008