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Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.
Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"
by pauldonyc October 27, 2011
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hurt locker

A place where you might find yourself after a long night of consuming alcoholic beverages.
" Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."
by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005
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hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends
"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."
by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011
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Hurt locker

1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.

2.The ultimate wing man
"Guys, we seem to have a grenade among those chicks - we need a hurt locker to diffuse it, quick!"
by tela34 April 28, 2010
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lady locker

A slang term for the female reproductive organ (Vagina). Also known as "Axe Wound" or "Beef Curtains".
Man Sarah really needs to clean her Lady Locker, I can smell it from here.

Girl 1: You know they won't let you take that knife through airport security right?
Girl 2: It's okay, I'll just hide it in my Lady Locker.
by MagicMike117 February 5, 2017
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The Locker Game

A game played in middle school or high school were you have to shove your friend into a locker, the game is over once the first person to be shoved into a locker and the person who shoved wins; it's usually played with 2 people but can be more but over 4 people literally just be a gangbang of actual anarchy in the school halls.
Tom: Let's play The Locker Game
Kyle: Sure!
Tom: Pushes Kyle
Kyle: Pushes Tom
Tom: Shoves Kyle into a locker
Tom: I win!
Kyle: GG, I'll win next time!
by Admın November 17, 2021
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Lactose Lockers

term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.
“damn babe you got some lactose lockers on you!”
by jyan jovell July 20, 2022
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