steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 11, 2005

Lincolnizer

Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.

Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.

Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.

Somewhere in NYC
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.

by BrokeAss July 30, 2008

Lincoln

An event or action that causes such awe that it blows your mind and causes great confusion.
Or an event or action that is so badass words cannot be expressed to explain it.

I just watched the movie The Machine Girl and im totally lincoln right now.

The song lotion by the greenskeepers totally lincolned me the first time i saw it.

We drank how much alcohol, man im totally lincoln right now.

by Polock Dan August 1, 2008

abe lincoln

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

by LouDAMan, TMAN October 16, 2008

lincoln tunnel

When you stick a tube in your girlfriends ass and send little cars down it.

My man gave me such a good lincoln tunnel for my birthday.

by billbobby March 18, 2008

lincoln style

The act of platonically or semi-platonicly sleeping with another man.

Not uncommon at the time, Abraham Lincoln would often sleep in the same bed with other men during his time practicing law in Illinois. Hence sleeping "lincoln style" or "lincolning up" is adopting a male bedfellow for the sake of convenience, or necessity. While the arrangement is assumed platonic, nothing is certain once the lights go out.

Also known as lincolning up

Since we accidentally booked a hotel room with only one bed, tonight me and Bob are sleeping lincoln style.

by Westofelize June 27, 2016

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

You say this dark/macabre humor phrase to lighten things up when both people have been discussing sad topics. You laugh a little bit because it is so bad to say and then you move on to talking about lighter subject things again. It is a segue (pronounced seg-way) / (a conversational bridge)from sad subjects back to lighter ones.

I find it very useful, although some people have not heard it before and they get confused and don't know what you are talking about, so you have to explain it to them. Then they laugh and you both move on to lighter subjects.

Wow, that's too bad that your friend's sister's hairdresser's brother got in a car accident and lost his pinky toe. (both people feel sad and there is silence and conversation is halted) and so another person says , "But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play!" Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? And that is a shocking and awful thing to say, but it makes people laugh because it is so shocking and awful. Do not say this though if something is really really sad, because it will not lighten things up and it will make people mad and hurt their feelings.

by QUEENBEETV March 8, 2017