kreeton

A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.

Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?

by finalcaliber October 18, 2004

kraper

some kind of food made up by me
i love it, can b used on crackers :D

krapers, they taste like cheese.

by nick crhs May 10, 2008

Kaepernick

verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.

Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?

by Uncle Joe K. December 3, 2019

trapper keeper

(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.

"Panties washed in Tide detergent don't really agree with my trapper keeper."

by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009

Kaepernick

to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)

Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.

by Wormulous German God of Comedy September 27, 2017

kreel

A condition where your conscious over rides your desire to have sex with hot young groupies who follow your band.

What a couple of Kreellers, they never get laid. That guy has a case of the Kreel, either that or his wife is in the bar. I had the Kreel once, but I am better now. Divorce is the best cure for the Kreel.

by Scammer Steve April 5, 2008

crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007