A condition where your conscious over rides your desire to have sex with hot young groupies who follow your band.
What a couple of Kreellers, they never get laid. That guy has a case of the Kreel, either that or his wife is in the bar. I had the Kreel once, but I am better now. Divorce is the best cure for the Kreel.
by Scammer Steve April 5, 2008
Get the kreel mug.1) A combination of 'cool' and 'keeping it real', kreel describes something that is both down to earth, and incredibly fucking badass.
2) (of a person) An individual held in high esteem and is able to defy social norms without scrutiny and able to maintain prestige.
2) (of a person) An individual held in high esteem and is able to defy social norms without scrutiny and able to maintain prestige.
"DJ Danger Mouse is kreel. He makes me feel. Connected to the moon."
"Dude, what the hell is he wearing?" "Nah, that's Brett, that guy's kreel as shit."
"Dude, what the hell is he wearing?" "Nah, that's Brett, that guy's kreel as shit."
by Eleanora Eros August 22, 2011
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Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE
Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE
Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017
Get the Keel over and DIE mug.A common Quarian phrase, from the video game trilogy Mass Effect, meaning "By the home world I hope to see one day." Exiled from their homeworld, the Quarians (an alien race known for their technological genius) have lived as space-nomads for about three centuries. Like the phrase "peace be with you", the phrase "keelah se'lai" can mean many things. But whether to express surprise, happiness, or frustration - for them to swear on their homeworld is the meaningful expression they have.
to an army waiting to massacre a synthetic race that drove them from their homeworld, although, ha-ha-ha, they claim to be peaceful now, a frustrated soldier says: "The enemy doesn't want to fight you! If you can believe that for just one minute, this war will be over. You have a choice. Please. Keelah Se'lai."
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Get the keelt mug.ambient digital music God of all synapse relay networks on sad-b0t infrastructure node 000015.0012a - AKA: Lain Iwakura or ambient spacekore music
by bill_siliconValley September 29, 2005
Get the kneel mug.1.Being creative in terms of spelling, spelling things wrong intentionally.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.
by BraedenRacer September 30, 2006
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