social justice voyeur

A person who believes they’re advancing social justice by liking and sharing things on social media.

My aunt Pattie is such a social justice voyeur. She shared that video of a black kid being shot by a policeman on Facebook, but she’s never been to a rally, and she doesn’t vote.

by shiveringwilliam November 1, 2017

Smollett justice

The decision to drop a case in the person of all charges even though they are guilty.

Smollett justice is the most ridiculous court decision in the United States.

by Slang Advisory Board March 27, 2019

Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011

the bitch slap of justice

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.

Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!

by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018

Fax social justice warrior

A fax social justice warrior or fax sjw for short is some one who hacks into fax machines and intercepts messages being received and then sends sjw comments about the intercepted messages to fax machines. Some fax sjw's sends their messages that they left on the fax machines online. Hospitals and schools are the most effected by fax sjw's. 6 people have died by the confusion caused by these people in hospital but they say it's worth it to tell that one doctor that his last fax was racist. If another fax sjw hacks another sjw it can cause a circle jerk.

Nurse:"I just got a fax that said death to trump."
Doctor:" Oh that's just a Fax social justice warrior."

by Typical2.0 October 10, 2018

707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad

MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~

by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021

Great Justice

A state that may be achieved by taking off every zig.

For great justice, take off every zig.

by Nardaviel May 21, 2006