Joebspecial

When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.

"dammmnn I'd give that girl a Joebspecial ;D"

by kjizzedinpants October 8, 2009

Joeseph

Big dick energy joe.

Joeseph has a nice cock.

by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo June 10, 2021

Rim jobs

Licking assholes

I hate Metroid Prime I also like to give rim jobs.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Jobsend

A great new Apple product from Steve Jobs.

The new iPod nano is a Jobsend!

by misterslim February 28, 2009

joesherman

v to work excessively; to be doing work

n one who works all the time and loves doing it

1. Man, he just joeshermaned in that softball game.

2. All he wants to do is work...he must be joesherman.

3. Person 1: Hey, what are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm joesherman from 9 to 5.

by Nick Nicktot (PTK) August 18, 2009

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

jobson

a srawny ginger who has no friends but has an expensive taste in clothes

he is such a jobson

by fatnoncfsajdjcjgh July 10, 2017