jews

Jews are people that have other things to do aside from hating religions, races, world and whatnot. Most of them work hard to earn money, support their family and whatnot, and all that without killing 6 million people.

They have shared characteristics because most of them follow similar laws with understanding and they don't just breed with everyone.

Most racist that hate Jews because of their 'race' exist because their grampas and fathers shagged goats and retarded women. That's an obvious fact which has scientific and history background.

Westerns: You’re a Jew aren’t you? I can tell from 10 miles.
Jews: Yeah, and who’re you?
Westerns: I’m white native American.
Jews: laughs
Westerns: plans how to murder the Jew and take all his possessions

by bole76 July 6, 2008

jew

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by jencksckklacklasdfgvswtyhzdfgs February 24, 2017

JEW

The God himself, or the mysterious perfection and deification of the human character.

Not only do you need to have blood from one of the 12 tribes, but also study the mysteries of the Torah, oral law, and cabala to reach the status of a Jew.

by Mr. Illuminasty June 19, 2010

jew

one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion

Jesus was a Jew, douche

by shooter August 29, 2005

va jew jew

Refers to the vagina (or va jay jay) of a Jewish female.

Yo, I wanna get me a piece of that va jew jew to take to temple with me!

by Amanda K. Alter October 29, 2007

Jewing

The act of stealing money from a public wishing well/fountain.

Jon's parents were mortified when they heard that their son was caught jewing in the wishing well at the local shopping mall.

by Shadow__Wolf16 November 4, 2017

non-jew-jew

A person of jewish faith, but not of jewish ethnicity.

Dude he looks like a jew.
He's not though.
What do you mean? I heard he was.
He practices judaism, but he doesn't have jewish blood. So he's like a non-jew-jew. Haha.
Whatever dude, he's still a jew.

by Spunk Ransomm March 27, 2009