jens-emil

a gay dane... like seriously loves a donger in his freckle

dude did you see jens-emil sucking off that guy last night?

by notJORDY October 28, 2013

Jendon

The ship name for Jessica and Brendon. Jendon was a relationship meant from the start. They were best friends before they were lovers which makes their relationship all the better. Jendon never gives up on each other and they are star crossed lovers. They make it through every fight and argument and it makes them stronger every time. They are destined to grow old together and have many children along the way.

Guy1: Whose that hot couple over there?
guy2: That's Jendon.
guy1: They're cute.

by Randoming February 28, 2015

jenseny

Someone that you really want to go out with, but it never really works out, that one crush I guess.

I really thought I had something going but Jenseny didn’t think so

by Jack I guess January 21, 2019

Jens

A person that is a homophobe he loves getting stoned and drinking alcohol, usually chill dude really nice but a bit racist.

Hey I met someone called Jens.
Ask if you can get some weed

by Hello Bois and Girls October 19, 2019

Jensen

Jensens r the sweetest most cuddly boys with the biggest hearts. Jensens r music loving strong willed mammas boys, that value the close bonds they make.

I fell bad for anyone who doesn’t have a Jensen in their circle

by Cantheman April 1, 2020

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

Bill Jensen

a fat ducking christian that is against “ sinners “ how in his spare time likes to suck mega cock

guy 1:

woah! that’s a bill jensen.

guy 2:
he must like that good dick and screaming 🙈

by hahahahahafuckinggayfuck August 17, 2020