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shit itch

Used to describe anything that is very annoying.
That really makes my Shit Itch!
by Shane November 7, 2003
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Jock Itch

1. An uncomfortable fungal infection on the genitalia caused by not washing or wearing your jockstrap too long. Common among sports players.

2. A clever insult used to describe an annoying person, like a wicked itch on your nads.
"Tom was being so annoying last night. You know the type, he's a total jock itch!"

"You're a Jock itch!"

"My computer is slow. It's being a jock itch!"
by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008
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Earphone itch

That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.
Fuck! I've got the earphone itch! I had my ear-buds just the way I wanted too.
by JSHT August 25, 2010
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seven year itch

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage
He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.
by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2008
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seven-year itch

inclination toward sexual infidelity: an inclination toward sexual infidelity, popularly believed to begin after seven years of marriage.
The marriage was a happy one until Ron started to feel that seven-year itch.
by 030366 March 26, 2008
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Gabe Itch

Kyle: Have you heard of Gabe?
The Victim: No, who’s that
Kyle: Gabe Itch, Ha GOTTEM!
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jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.
Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit
by DonH October 7, 2003
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