Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.

Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!

by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010

Shit Itch

a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole

Dave is so fucked, he makes my SHIT ITCH!

by dannyjboy December 8, 2010

scrotial itch

The itching of a man junk when he is in the presence of a fuckable vagina.

As the bitch got naked I began to feel a scrotial itch toward her.

by Schadzmaster April 29, 2005

buffalo itch

Any itch of the testicular or gooch areas as a result of sexually transmitted diseases, profuse sweating, or chafing.

Ever since I hooked up with that sloot Kari, I have had the nastiest buffalo itch. I should probably get tested.

by Phildo A. August 15, 2008

Hitler itch

The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.

*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi

by the only real ninja here January 26, 2010