invisible hand

To masturbate after lying on your hand for several minutes making it numb thus becoming invisible.

"I gave my invisible hand a good shag last night"

by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

Invisible Mountain

The coolest Chick on the face of this planet.

by Invisible Mountain May 27, 2003

invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

invisible bukkake

When someone is shamed or embarrassed so bad but doesn't realize what is actually going on, while everyone else does. It is like everyone is bukkaking on them but they have no idea and are oblivious to what they have done.

Additionally, this person can be incredibly annoying but does not realize this and continues with this stupid behavior. As this person does not change, people will say things about them in a derogatory manner but they do not realize it, thus being covered in an invisible bukkake.

That man is so clueless and annoying, he doesn't realize that its an invisible bukkake shower everywhere he walks.

by GNG-NZ June 19, 2011

invisible nipple

nipple that are so close to a girls' skin colour they're nearly indistinguishable.

that girl had invisible nipple

by banded January 19, 2012

invisible hand

Adam Smith's economic theory that everyone is motivated by self interest, and the "invisible hand" stabilizes the economy

The invisible hand moves every day to stabilize the economy

by Jill June 7, 2004

invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004