humassive

extremely large; a combination of huge and massive

Man, I stayed in bed all day because I had a humassive headache.

by dbcanada January 11, 2006

Memphis Hummus

Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

by RedMike702 January 15, 2009

Butt Hummus

Slang term for diarrhea.

That Indian food gave me mad Butt Hummus

by Bave Thields May 17, 2009

humpster

Hamster

I bought a new humpster. I will put it in my pants now.

by fsd August 31, 2003

Hamus

A very universal word which can be used in just about every situation imaginable.

To see a group of friends from a distance in a public setting and in an attempt to gain their attention, one should scream HAMUS ! at a high volume.

by Dano March 9, 2003

My humps

A song by the Black Eyed Peas, in which mainly Fergie does the vocals. (no surprise there!)

The song was written by Fergie after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Hence the reference to "lumps" as in, get a mamogram every month to check for lumps.

All proceeds will be sent to the Cancer fund.

Please pray for Fergie, bless her soul and her humps.

"My lovely lady lumps, my humps. My humps"

by FergieHasCancer December 18, 2005

humungus

Something very large, big or gross. The most popular reference for it is the large, semi-naked, bald baddie called 'Humungus' in the film Mad Max 2 or, in the US, Road Warrior 2.

'Did you see the humungus crater on the waiter's face?'
'Melvin's feet are humungus!'

by Colin L December 28, 2007