Hamgoof

'dissapointment' in hamchat.

Oxnard~" Oh no! I forgot where the seeds are!
Hamtaro~"Hamgoof.."

by KawaiiAnime November 3, 2003

Hamnotized

The state of being hypnotized by ham.

Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: I don't remember, I ordered a ham sandwich and was hamnotized the rest of the night.

by sammich-man February 25, 2011

Hambos

to do crazy shit for the love of attention

Did you hear Marty jumped in the lake on New Year's Day? That dude is such a hambos.

by hambone64 January 27, 2011

hamoed

White boy wasted; pants shittingly drunk

My boy was so Hamoed last night he shopped naked at IKEA!

by Hamoed May 18, 2014

Hamboard

Type of longboard that rides exactly like a surfboard

Dude we should go ride your Hamboard, the waves are junk!

by surfer2001 October 18, 2015

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019