guach

To blow on the clitoris, making a rasberry sound.

I guached Jess last night she moaned all the way through it

by AdvarkMarkFromTheLandOfDark May 9, 2006

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

guacala!

Guacala is an expresion used in Mexico to express disgust

Esa comida sabe feo, Guacala!!

by Mexican 234 dsd January 14, 2017

guacamole nigga penis

the term is to describe when you guacamole all over your niggas face with your penis. this word is usually associated with the sexual position, eli posman, because it is the easiest way to perform thy guacamole nigga penis

woah! that was the craziest guacamole nigga penis i’ve ever done! my guacamole went everywhere!

by negropenis March 5, 2019

guacblock

when you are trying to acquire guacamole, and a friend/acquaintance prevents you from doing so (similar to the term "cockblock")

1. We were at Chipotle, and david tried to get some guac on his chip, but rosalie totally guackblocked him.
2. "Dude! i just want some guacamole! Dont guacblock!"

by willdabeast69 January 7, 2009

holy guacamole

A shocking surprise that is preposterous.

Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!

by Massiveturd December 20, 2009

guacamole nigga penis

g u a c a m o l e n i g g a p e n i s
guacamole nigga penis

Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*

by sui_cide666 June 17, 2019