german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.

Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.

by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014

german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

Gerald

A Gerald is somone with a big dick and is very happy when your with him you can never be sad when close to him he is very special and is a loyalfriend and bf

Girl: oh my he is such a Gerald

Girl2: Your so lucky

by Crackhead0987 January 11, 2020

Germanate

When two germans converse in German, usually in a non-German speaking country.

Max Langer and Jan Koch proceded to loudly germanate during chemistry class.

by Der Meister 44 December 9, 2008

German

The German language is the official language of Austria, Belgium, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, South Tyrol in Italy, and Switzerland. It is descended from high german, and is the ancestor of the English language, the language of commerce.

it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".

With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.

Germany: Ach, Deutschland. so voller Kultur! wahr nicht, meine Freunde?

England:I beg your pardon?

Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?

England: This gets us nowhere!

American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!

China: 不拖我到这了 ！

Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!

by Stanley the Talking Grapefruit August 14, 2014

German Knuckle Cake

German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.

Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.

by Pox March 23, 2006

German Geronimo

Receiving a blowjob while having your head shaved.

Spaz received a German Geronimo at a very shady, yet surprisingly serviceable barber shop.

by SlimGravy February 8, 2008