Gabe is someone who is extremely attractive but knows it, so he's cocky about it. Great with the looks, not with the books... Thinks with both heads only halfway and knows how to do everything. He will knock you out if you correct him or sell his loved ones pot. Stubborn, needy, Can't spell and drives like a grandma. Sexy mother f*cker though
by Gjk October 15, 2015
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2) Guy who wears a cubs jacket everyday but he doesn't like them he just can't afford another one.
3) Son of the taco bell dog
2) Guy who wears a cubs jacket everyday but he doesn't like them he just can't afford another one.
3) Son of the taco bell dog
1) Hey did you see that guy? he was acting like a total Gabe!
2) 50 times every 2 years, a Gabe takes out another mule.
2) 50 times every 2 years, a Gabe takes out another mule.
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Crikey, he's just like that Gabe...
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Get the Gabe mug.A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.
Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?
Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.
Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.
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