A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.
Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?
Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.
Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.
by SmallBaldPenis May 14, 2018
Get the Gabemug. The name Gabe is the short version of the name Gabriel. Gabriel is the ancient Roman God(dess) of homosexuality and the Patron Saint of everyone belonging to LGBTQ+ today.
by SmallBaldPenis May 17, 2018
Get the Gabemug.