funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.

by copkyle420 November 23, 2019

Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.

I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.

by a human beeing April 30, 2020

Funker

Llew well

- Don't frog with this funker

by FrostyFunker May 12, 2020

funkeytownz

A man that wears a nacho hat

Man I ate the hell outta that funkeytownz

by Funkeytownz September 7, 2020

funke

t give some one a heavy slap to help then

if you dont get a green in math i will funke you

by anonymous November 23, 2020

funke dunke

when you successfully spike a heavy in smash bros

I funke dunkeed a DK with a Lucas the other day

by GalaxyKidd November 24, 2020

funkerbe

It is a word used to describe slow gamers some might even call these gamers "hardstuck"

Damn dude , ur playing like funkerbe

by Yesser R April 15, 2021