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Footy Fag

Footy Fag is a term me and my mates use for anyone that is popular, and love football (AFL, Rugby or Soccer). Usually pricks that want to start shit but can't finish shit. They like rap, mainstream metal, and like to be all "kool" and shit.

They are actually the scum of the earth, who take pleasure in teasing the poor guy.
The poor guys are anyone who isn't a footy fag.
Emos, Goths, Moshers, BMXers, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, Maori, or anyone that they just don't like.
Footy Fag: Hey you emo fag Sturt
Mosher Stu: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME CUNT???
Footy Fag: Called you emo. Got a problem go slit your wrist and cry.
*Footy Fags laugh amungst each other*
Mosher Stu: *Puts down bag* THATS IT YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN NOW!
*Catches the Footy Fag and beats the living shit out of the cunt*
by Munchkin Stu November 10, 2008
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foobag

someone obviously failing to do thier duty to lose, win, run, jump, skip, etc.
you foobag!
by ian crozier December 8, 2003
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Foolyard

Noun, a person who is not just a fool, but a step beyond, someone who is utterly stupid.
Jason is a foolyard.
by AlexN September 10, 2005
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foobage

Foobage is a combo word describing food and beverages.
I need some foobage--I am starved
by Kevin Bre June 16, 2007
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footy hero

An Australian cross of a the worst kind of bogan combined with the attributes of what Americans would call a jock.

(Especially) when they are accompanied by one or more friends and they are drinking, they can be quite loud, arrogant, mouthy, disrespectful and belligerent. This way they are the Anglo/European counterpart of a Lebo boofhead gang-member.

Their insular mindset means they will hate on anyone who they haven't known since they were in primary school and those who have some sort of life outside footy and collecting benefits, referring to them all as faggots.

The worst ones usually the older ones who have given up playing footy long ago but are still attached to their shitpot suburban footy club for the booze nights, the illegal substances and because they can't make friends anywhere else due to their insular mindset, their obnoxious personalities, their amphetamines-induced psychosis and paranoia and their lack of any intelligence.

The younger teenaged ones are smartarses who hide behind their older friends' backs when it looks like they are going to be brought to account for their disrespect, they are apprentice scumbags.

There are many good people who play footy but these wankers are destroying the image of Aussie Rules. They should all be sent to Macquarie Island where they can bash and inbreed themselves out of existence and out of sight of the human race.
In the 1990s a certain suburban footy club just south of Dandenong would've won prizes for biggest Footy Hero scumbag.
by Max Ballroom August 12, 2011
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Fucktard Foobard

Anything that is not the way it is supposed to be or is not goin together like it is supposed to or a or gay person
by Redneck Terminology December 20, 2016
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Foob

Joe - Did you see that guy on MW2 last night fall off a cliff?
Mike - What a foob.
by Robertus May 19, 2010
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