Flossing

When a man is wearing pants that are too tight for him, and he positions the seam of his pants in the middle of his junk, or in between his testicles. The effect this has is that the balls look like two teeth with a string of floss in between them.

The opposite of lumping.

From the verb "to floss".

I hate it when all of my pants are dirty and I end up flossing with an old small pair of jeans.

by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008

Flossing

A gay dance

That nerd is flossing

by Masonsmith269s duo partner February 12, 2019

Flossing

When two guys with beards make out.

Hey bro, are you up for some flossing?

by carlwash November 8, 2014

flossing

A wedgie where one person grabs the front and one grabs the back of someone underwear and lifts them off the ground.

Me and john gave the guy a flossing until he squealed like a pig

by Pyro73 March 4, 2007

flossing

licking out a woman who is on her rags and has a tampon stuck in her sandwich.

Derek: Sorry about my breath Kelly, i left my toothbrush at home

Kelly: thats okay, just remember to floss while you're down there.

or

Kelly: Thanks for the tonguejob Derek

Derek: No, thank you! I've had that piece of corn stuck in my teeth for days!

Eg: She gave me a good flossing

by emily harvey March 30, 2011

Flossing

A sexual act in which the male wears a strap on backwards thrusting back and forth (like flossing) to be able to have sex with two women at once.

As soon we started flossing, the orgasms began!

by BOOMERMILK March 9, 2016

Flashing 12

A person who is computer, or technologically illiterate. Named after their alarm clock, which their are too stupid to reset. therefore, it is always "Flashing 12"

I had to walk that stupid flashing 12 through the whole damn process.

by Elliott Morgan November 6, 2007