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field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.
"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017
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field gorilla

A very racist name for black people. Similar to"yard ape" and porch monkey.
Oh no the yard apes have evolved into field gorillas.
by Kakyl April 18, 2018
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Field Gang

A very exclusive, group that you are not allowed to be apart of unless your last name ends in field, then you will be considered.
Your bitch ass isn't in the field Gang Isaac.
by Field Gang June 9, 2018
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field sesh

Sitting in a field, with your mates, getting drunk and stoned. The best place to sesh ever. Nobody else there to care about a group of drunk or stoned youths.

Not recommended in winter. Or in cities. Or in crop fields.
Person #1 "Are you going to the field sesh tomorrow?"
Person #2 "Where is it?"
#1 "That farmer's field on the edge of town, outside the housing estates."
#2 "Of course, where better to get drunk in than an empty field!"
by CatsAreVeryCool December 19, 2018
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Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used in the military to talk to troops in out-lying areas. It is used in some electro-sex sessions to send a "message" to the recipient. Electrodes are attached to a guy's cock & balls, his tits, and maybe his asshole. When the phone's crank is turned, it sends a jolt of electricity to wherever the electrodes are attached on a guy's body. The faster the crank is turned - the bigger and longer the jolt.
When we were out camping, some of the guys wanted to practice using a field telephone and they it used on me -- on my nuts, cock, tits, and butt-hole - they really cranked me -- it hurt, but I was having dry-gasms before they finished!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.
We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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