Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Faxing

The plural tense of persons delivering a factual statement(s).

Justin is faxing

by squigga-jbird-fatty November 8, 2022

attack fax

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.

Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.

by Navytron89 April 14, 2005

faxed off

When a person gives you a fax number to call when he or she doesn't want to give you their real phone number

"Yo, I got five numbers last night but half of them were faxed off."

by Slade Enanian November 11, 2009

FAX

To test something and make sure it's working. An anacronym commonly used in the television industry that stands for "Facilities Check". In larger broadcasts, it can sometimes take quite a while to find and fix a problem as miles of cables are sometimes run. Don't ask why they use an "X" instead of a "C" because nobody knows.

Did you FAX out the audio yet? Yes, audio is fully FAXed and ready to go.

by The Sarcastic Engineer September 1, 2022

You're so Fax

A statement expressing the reliability of another individuals words or actions
You're correct

You're right ma brudda

You're so fax! Two plus Two equals Four
The Chiefs suck. You're so Fax

by LuluAK November 21, 2024

faxxed

When a person takes the bait from a parody social media post (such as FAX Sports) and responds as if it is not parody/satire, but actual fact.

"look, Trevor Bauer is signing with Houston!"
"lmao bro you got faxxed."
"huh?"
"you got faxxed, look who posted it."

by Sahh22 June 15, 2024