iPhone Dump Factor

Adding an extra 10-12 minutes to the standard bathroom "sit-down" time of an iPhone user.

-Man, can we leave now? Steve's been in the shitter for 25 minutes.

-What do you expect? Add the iPhone Dump Factor. He'll be farming for another 15.

by Doctor Ew October 21, 2010

factory

Another word for Facts

That girl is fine! Factory!

by nevadae11 September 4, 2018

Fagtop

A car driven around with the convertible top down and the windows rolled up!

He drives a fagtop 'Vette around town with the top down and windows up - he does NOT deserve that fine automobile.

He drives his fagtop so that he doesn't mess up his hair; it must be his time of the month.

Once he had his testicles removed, it was okay for him to drive his fagtop around town.

by OnTheSideOfRight June 13, 2007

little factory

Mormon slang for penis, popularized by church leader Boyd K. Packer.

Hey baby, how about I take you on a tour of my little factory?

by FlaviusP September 26, 2005

frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.

She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.

by PMax March 9, 2008

creep factor

The degree in which an act or behaviour is defined, in regards to its level of 'creepiness'. Does not necessairly refer to outright disgust and repulsion. But more along the deviation, of social norms and sensibilities.

"I saw dude macking on his stepsister. That's got a creep factor of ten!"

by D. Gould February 1, 2006

fartocrite

A person who enjoys their own farts immensely, yet has an irrational fear of other people's farts.

Jo is such a fartocrite. She's always farting in bed, but when I fart, she freaks out and runs out of the room waving her hands around!

by Rae F December 24, 2007