When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.
"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"
by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017
Get the Funeral Orgiesmug. Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?
by EPICSAUROUSREX October 5, 2018
Get the Irish Funeralmug. The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022
Get the funeral drinking gamemug. A large, bureaucratic inconvenience
by TenaciousLee626 October 28, 2013
Get the Cop-ass funeralmug. A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.
Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"
by sirdefenition June 3, 2017
Get the play this at my funeralmug. A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise
A great way to advertise
by Pepemama March 18, 2007
Get the puerto rican funeralmug. When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".
by Eatech3 April 30, 2014
Get the Viking Funeral Poopmug.