Eskimo Envy

When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.

Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result

by Herr Seifenblasen May 7, 2016

hatchback envy

to be envious of friends who drive hatchbacks or the storage capacity of a hatchback. A condition exacerbated by the addition of a roof rack.

My trunk is too small for all of my camping gear and I have no luggage rack! Hatchback envy!

by errr envious July 14, 2011

mac envy

1.) The only emotion to go unrecorded in history since nobody has ever envied a mac-owner for their overpriced etchasketch.

New Mac Owner: Hey dude, I got a Mac! Feeling any mac envy?

PC Owner: LOL WUT?!?

by Kodiak15 October 25, 2010

mac envy

When someone hates their PC so much they're willing to pay $3,000+ for the same PC with an Apple Logo and OSX pre-installed. (Pro-tip: you can install OSX on pretty much any computer)

Man, my PC has been crashing all the time. I think it has a trojan.

Have you considered getting a mac?

Nah, I don't have the cash to satisfy my mac envy. I think I'm gonna try Linux

by Lacedaemonius October 23, 2010

Mac Envy

A made up state of mind created by Mac owners to feed their disillusion that having an overpriced and largely unused computer is better then having a PC. It is similar to a hipster talking about how their music is better because no one listens to it.

Mac: My $2000 Macbook Air fits into a manila envelope, bet you have Mac Envy.
PC: It doesnt even come with a CD drive installed...
Mac: Yeah but look at how awesome Photoshop is.
PC: Arent you running Boot Camp?
Mac: Yeah but you still have Mac Envy!
PC: Alright dude...

by MMil October 24, 2010

gender envy

a feeling of envy for how someone else presents/expresses their gender identity. this term is primarily one used by trans people who have envy of the presentation of same-gendered cis people. Cis people can not experience gender envy, that is just envy

Tommy(FTM): I have such strong gender envy for Keanu Reeves
Lyla(MTF): Understandable. Natasha Lyonne causes me extreme gender envy.
Carly(Cis): Cool

by lemqnshark April 8, 2021

order envy

to envy someone else's order at a restaurant, to wish you had ordered something else.

"I have order envy looking at that guy's nachos."

by wordsmiff May 27, 2007