emotional tampon

What someone becomes when you harangue them endlessly with all your sad sob stories. To make someone's ears the recepticle of of all your bullshit issues.

After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"

by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009

emotionally unavailable

Despite a person being outwardly single and engaging in friendly conversation and coffee and no visible sign of no girl friend or fiancée, the object of one's desire turns out to either have a twisted trail of past romances or some one who they are still deeply connected with who is not so buried in their heart.

Alice really liked Bob, but it turned out Bob still had a thing for Eve, whom he's last seen a year ago and couldn't let go thus being emotionally unavailable

by Bob_bob April 15, 2013

emotional trespass

The act of disregarding, invading or ignoring someone else's psychological, emotional boundaries; boundary invasion.

Judging or criticizing another person's thoughts, feelings or values:
"You don't really feel that way, you just think you do."

by Jane Adams May 8, 2005

Emotionally Distant

when you either are too afraid to show your emotions or are afraid to commit to anything.

I’m sorry but i can’t do this, I’m emotionally distant.

by 123momimnotfine July 12, 2018

Emotional Penis

A term used to describe the emotional connection much more than the physical connection with a partner. often occurs when someone gets a hot piece of ass that they have actually connected with. Because of the emotional connection it increases the physical attraction, hence emotioal penis.

"yeah man, i loved having lots of meaningless sex with many bitches and hoes, but this girl sucks my emotional penis like Marley and me (emotional)"

by SillyGoose12 April 18, 2009

emotional tourist

A person who enjoys another persons experiences to fill the emptiness they feel inside. It is similar to a sadist but without causing someone pain.

Im helping my friend with his emotional detachment from his family, it was my idea to visit them and remove that awkward detachment. Its what a emotional tourist dues.

by Alphanse December 2, 2013

Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through the oral cavity, resulting in undesired consequences.

Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."

by GnomenKlayture January 2, 2009