Fucking and Ducking

A phrase used to describe when a guy has sex with a girl and doesn't call her back.

John fucked Judy. The next day Judy tried to call John and he rejected her phone calls. He didn't see her after that. John's buddy Dave said John was just "Fucking and Ducking"

by 405GUY May 28, 2012

Prospecting Duckling

A sexual move requiring a duckling and two people, one with the duck on his dick and one with bread in his/her asshole. The Duckling then has to eat the bread out of the asshole, while it is at least three inches in the crevasse.

"Johnny please give me a prospecting duckling... i want to be eaten out by a duck!" said Sherry

by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

Ducklips

A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others

That girl had ducklips, for real. Damn!

by Jeremy January 31, 2004

Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004

British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker

Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.

by thickness May 4, 2007

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014