dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.

If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.

by DedGum February 16, 2019

dook hunt

This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.

I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.

by jordook November 15, 2009

Benji dook

Benji dook owns characters from the rock afire explosion Mitzi,dook, and Rolfe

Can we go see benji dooks bots?

by Itzrockafiretime November 25, 2021

Dook Tickle

When the toilet paper is resting on top of a massive bowel movement and the flush causes it to tickle your anus.

That dook tickle was refreshing!

by Pooksicle December 30, 2016

Dook

An extremly handsome man

Whas the name of that Dook over there

by MasterAinsley February 10, 2017

Dooks

The feeling or understading of a poor and unpleasent situation/ physically intolerable feeling.

I feel so dooks man. Wow this is really dooks.

by chumeckers May 31, 2024

Dook Sack

Flaming bag of poo .

Run, ding dong ditch that wing nuts front door with that FLAMING DOOK SACK and get the hell outta there!

by Lemmy Adam June 3, 2022