Discordian

A discordian is someone who has no life and is on discord 24/7 and doesn't touch grass and knows nothing besides discord

"This discordian needs to get a life"

by No lifexxx December 9, 2021

Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.

She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

DiscorticsSexual

Basically, someone who is attracted to a discord bot.
The bot has nice features and you like her because you're attracted to her.
A person that does have a life and likes to simp.

person 1. You're attracted to discortics
Person 2. Yea and I am DiscorticsSexual because she's a good bot.
Person 1. You're a huge weirdo Yuma.(

by IWontUseIt April 9, 2022

Distortedmiku

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them

By distortedmiku/aka moon

by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

distortedmiku

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?

Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!

by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

discordians

The collection of users on the app known as Discord.

Can also be used as discordian, or discords.

What is with discordians and hacking each other???
lol average discordian behavior

by vamprabbit May 13, 2022

Discordian

A Discordian is somebody that spents their time stuck in Discord, and they take Discord too serious because they discarded they social life and they can not live happy without Discord

Example:

randomdude124: -posts a meme in general-

Discordiandude: Hey, delete that before the mods see you.

randomdude124 response: no lol why

Discordiandude: Because against the rules.

randomdude124: i dont give a shit about the rules, go touch grass

by thatgamingguy123 May 27, 2022