distortedmiku

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?

Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!

distortedmiku by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

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Distortedmiku

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them

By distortedmiku/aka moon

Distortedmiku by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

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d1stortedmiku

@jermyfitzgerald s fav mutual (ily)

Person1: yo have u heard of d1stortedmiku?!
Person3: yeah its jermyfitzgerald s fav moot!

d1stortedmiku by hugz4jeremy May 9, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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