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Distoria 

1.) Being at peace with experiencing the human experience; to live a life that will never be re-experienced.

2.) To freely live a purposefully ardor life; to live as one pleases.
1.) "The woman found peace the day she accepted the spontaneity of her distoria."

2.) "The day they came out of the closet they started a life of distoria."
Distoria by gigglebean June 21, 2023
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Dictoria 

Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria
Dictoria by Guife23 March 17, 2013

distorian 

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.
A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.
distorian by J. Karlin September 13, 2006

dictorial 

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.
dictorial by Michael April 19, 2005

micro-dictorial 

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.
My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.
micro-dictorial by Snitas March 11, 2021

distopian 

The epitomy of dynamic perfection, including charming and characteristic flaws.
It was my distopian dream home.
distopian by Nytsur October 19, 2006

dictorian 

A 2020 dad who rules his family in a 1900 strict ruling and also thinks he is above everyone else around him
Mum, Amy’s dad won’t let her have any social media, he is such a dictorian
dictorian by CD79 January 29, 2021
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