Use as Directed

Heard at the end of every OTC drug radio ad.

The phrase “Use as Directed” is ambiguous and does not constitute adequate dosing instructions for patients or practitioners

by SPrice1980 December 11, 2022

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

Board of Directors

Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people

Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro

by Aiviltovojw March 13, 2024