dickfart

a dick fart is when gay men are having sex and when 1 guys dick is n the other guys ass then the guy with the dick in his ass farts

When deuce and dustin were having gay sex deuce dickfarted when dustins dick was in his ass.

by rejioa December 26, 2007

dickory

like in "hickory dickory clocks", dickory is used as an adjective that will be descibing the worst of situations and of objects.

The clansman makes a good point when he bought piece of dickory clocks for jocks.

by Freed O.T. February 22, 2006

dickworm

Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.

Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)

There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:

A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely

B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.

"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"

"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"

"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"

by Jim Blackness December 28, 2005

dickfruit

Lit. 'fruit of the loins'; the offspring of a fuckstick and choadsmoker.

Corey is a real dickfruit.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

dickfore

What's a Dickfore?

Your such a fuckin dickfore.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

dickfart

Gaseous secretion from a Male's penile tracts after a long, dedicated session of sexual intercourse.

"Billy's penis let out a long tasty dickfart after sex with Karen"

by Jake111111 January 25, 2009

Dickorific

Describes someone who is simply the biggest dick on the face of the Earth.

That guy won't shut up! He's abnoxiously and incredibly dickorific.

by metalauthority334 August 12, 2009