Derek

So cute

Fine body
Quiet laugh
Reserved on the outside and not in the inside
Has relationship issues but only bc no one can measure up to his standards
In search of the perfect girl
If he likes you, don't take advantage of him because you will regret it bc he is perfect
Seriously HOT
When you stand behind him you just imagine wrapping yourself around his perfect body
Cares about everyone, puts everyone else first
Can talk your ear off, only if he chooses
Great in time management, plans everything out
May only take a few showers a week, but who cares, he always smells nice
Drinks milk way too much
Loves Jesus
Literally the guy you dream about spending the rest of your life with

He's Hot, must be a Derek

by second_chance October 19, 2013

Derek

A Derek has many positive and negative qualities...

Negative:
-Appears to be a jackass when first meeting him
-Makes jokes that can cause people to take offense and doesn't lower his voice and often makes these jokes in public
-Obsession with bands like Owl City
-Occasionally doesn't brush his teeth....

Positive:
-Once you get to know him, he is generous and loving
-Cares about his friends and would do anything for them
-Passionate about the things that matter to him
-Encouraging and honest

So...if you can get past first impressions, a Derek is a life long friend. One tip for all Derek's is to step up and tell the girl you like or love how you feel. Stop being so sensitive and just go for it!

"Dude, I can't believe he just said that!"
"You just don't know him yet. Derek is actually a good guy."
"How can you stick up for someone who tells those kinds of jokes?"
"Well...he's a Derek. Under that jackass surface...there's a real sweet heart. He just doesn't show it at all times.."
"A Derek you say...."

by TEAMDEREK! April 7, 2010

Derek

An asshole that doesn't know when too quit

"oh meh gud Derek did ye leave the tolet set up"

by Kryterior January 15, 2019

Pulling a Derek

When one pulls the school fire alarm and uses the excuse "I didn't think it would work" when questioned about the incident.

Derek pulled the red lever of the wall, a teacher aproches and asks "Why would you do such a thing" Derek replies "I didn't think it would work". This is known as pulling a Derek

by pokemon master 69 December 26, 2008

Dirty Derek

When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.

Last night, I gave Heather the Dirty Derek. She loved every minute of it.

by Kyle Christie July 20, 2008

Derekk

Totally amazing, Freaking awesome hair, Great personality, Sexy, Cool, Laid back, Enjoys life,Is a total freak, Smells really good, Has an amazing smile, Beautiful eyes, Can totally fall in love with this kid, Likes to have fun with pick up lines, And is totally amazing at giving compliments. This kid is often loved by all who meet him!

Paris: Did you see Derekk? He was looking sexy!
Nicole: Well duh, it is Derekk your talking about.

by TinaTirade<3 January 12, 2009

derreck

A very smart person, somebody who is quite intelligent and very good at certain things. Also, very handsome and cool.

Jack: The square root of 100 is 10, and I just won the mr. galazy award.
John: Wow your'e quite the derreck aren't you?

by JohnLVU March 2, 2008