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Darwin

Hahahaha. They are so sweet and very funny, they have a fun personality and seem so chill and prolly a great kisser
Darwin is so fine
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Darwin Yunus

A lethal finisher on and off the field.
by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024
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Darwin

Darwin worst person you’ll meet. He's a disrespectful fuck boy who will break your heart. He will expose you and treat you like trash. Don't like a darwin. They suck. He will think he is so cool and bad ass but don’t believe him. He will pay you like a video game.
Person 1: ugh i hate darwin
Person 2: oh yeah me too, fuck him
by Donttrymedarwin July 4, 2020
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darwin sled

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.
by cornerradius January 23, 2020
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No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!
by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019
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Darwin

Darwin, the most annoying dumb guy you will ever meet. Super annoying and rude, has no respect for other people, he's somehow popular yet no one likes him, usually he doesn't have any talents and creeps on random girls.
oh god Darwin's coming
by walmartcake April 29, 2020
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A Darwin

One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.
A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"
by CaptainHookBonerMan September 4, 2010
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