Cussterbating

The act of swearing as you masturbate furiously.

"I heard him cussterbating last night again. I didn't get any sleep for hours."

by Race Pro Kid November 13, 2013

cussteam

The steam that comes from custard

Wow, your custard is hot. Look at that cussteam.

by BenO1211 June 29, 2019

Cussin

Commonly used by rezzy mfs but it means cousin

Cousin 1: "Sup cussin"
Cousin 2: "Supden fok"

by trxshiofficial October 13, 2021

Cussing Christian

A person who is a Christian but also cusses

Mary: “shit!”
John: “did you just cuss? I thought you were a Christian.”
Mary: “I’m a cussing Christian.”

by Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis December 30, 2021

Cussin Bob

Cussin Bob is the phrase for an american overweight cousin that no one really likes but everyone respects for their blunt unfiltered opinion that is intended to be motivational and make us more productive members of society. Usually dresses in casual comfortable wear like punchline t-shirts and flat bill hats.

I talked to Cussin Bob last week and he told me I need to "get my lazy a** off the couch and spend more quality time being productive instead of shi**ing away my freetime like last night's bowel movement!"

by Cussin Bob August 30, 2023

Auto cussrect

To change your words when you accidently cuss in front of someone who will get you in trouble for it.

Dude, Melony totally just auto cussrected herself when she saw Mr. Ferb behind her!

Me: Oh FU...
*sees teacher*
Me: ...dge

Milly: oh shit...
*sees parent*
Milly:shittake mushrooms...

by squimphy July 9, 2011

Russe Cusse

Drinking game originating from Brown University, played with a handle of Crown Russe vodka. 5+ players sit in a circle. One of them takes the handle, and stands in the circle's center. Those surrounding them chant "Russe cusse, Russe cusse" (pronounced in rhyme, "roose coose") as the player takes a long pull of vodka, ideally while dancing. When the player has finished, they exit the circle, pass the handle to the player to their right, and the game continues.

Chugging vodka out of a handle--Russe Cusse--is a "drinking game" the same way golf is a "sport;" it's not, and that's just an excuse.

by go_bearz_25325435 July 8, 2020