cryptobating

When you look at all your cryptocurrency and masturbate.

i'm cryptobating so hard right now, i just came.

by JonTylerG January 10, 2018

cryptomaniac

One who is maniacally cryptic.

Nell obsessively hides information from Jean; what a cryptomaniac!

by cryptomaniacthefirst June 28, 2017

Crypto

Crypto is a video game character in a game called Apex Legends. He is the op version of a guy called Bloodhound. He can send out a drone to detect villains around him. His drone has a power called E.M.P were he can break people's sheilds in the game. he came out at season 3

bro have you seen the new crypto character.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED: dude i just got a legendary crypto skin as soon as I got 12000 coins to get a new legend.

by epic games mate October 16, 2019

Crypto

shorthand for crypto-currencies such as Bitcoin

If my country's next to economically collapse, I'm buying crypto!

by praxguy July 31, 2015

cryptopsy

cutting up dead people

who were you cryptopsing last night?

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

cryptonessian

High grade marijauna witch is similer to chronic.genrally found in the southeastern united states namely florida.also known as crip,crippy,crypto,criptornic,hy-crip and cripy's.Genarly has a lime green appercence with some crystals and red hairs or can be just green or green with red hairs,also it is sensamilla meaning it has no seeds

hey you wanna blow some cryptonessian

by ianisthebestinthewest December 27, 2006

Cryptophilia

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.

Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020