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Crossing the Border

As a male, having sex with a Hispanic female.
Ken: "Dude did you hook up w/ that fine ass Latina last night?"

Ryan: "Hell ya dude, I fucking crossed the border!"

Ken: "You went crossing the border? Nice. Slap hands!"
by Bro Fuss November 22, 2009
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Closeline Laugh

Closeline laughing occurs when you start laughing hysterically in a high pitched tone and then randomly dropping a couple octaves (think squirrel laugh to lumberjack laugh in a matter of seconds!). The promiscuous lady, from The Notebook, does this after watching street lights change, like the adventurous southern girl she is.
Jane ran merrily along giggling, until she ran into a low tree branch, causing her to closeline laugh and lose all her friends for sounding like a dike.
by HappyF$&!ingGilmore September 1, 2012
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anal crossing

The restroom was out of order so it was time for some anal crossing.
by 200emu January 24, 2016
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wet gap crossing

When two heterosexual best friends are standing nut to butt and the guy behind pisses between the guys legs in front of him while giving him a reach around. But this is not gay because they are expediting the culminating event.
JT walks into the porta-potty to jerk off; his buddy MR. Bob walks in behind him and performs a wet gap crossing.
by Bob the builder #3 August 19, 2017
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Animal Crossing Community

AnimalCrossingCommunity.com, or ACC for short, is one of the shittiest Animal Crossing fansites ever. The staff members on the site are assholes who ban tons of people from their site for any reason. The site has filters preventing people from saying words like "Facebook" and "Myspace" and ban people from linking to any social networking site. People who post their friendcodes for their town often get seeded and staff there will do nothing to prevent people who have seeded towns from seeding other towns. Message boards about AC are often only for people who want to get their town seeded by assholes. Even though the site has a random board for people to talk about other topics aside from AC, they ban people from discussing many major news events and all discussions of politics or social issues are prohibited. All curse words or any phrase that's mildly offensive (ie "yo mamma" jokes) are strictly forbidden and can get people banned if they use them. Overall, this site is fucking beyond stupid and no one above the age of 1 day should use this site. There are many other AC sites that are better than this one, just for your sake steer clear of this one.
Dude: "My town got seeded in Animal Crossing"
Other dude: "Did you go on Animal Crossing Community?"
Dude: "Yeah"
Other dude: "That's why"
by JoeKickAzz December 22, 2013
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bipartisan crossfire

pronounced: "by-par-tih-sin cross-fyr"
(term)

Bipartisan crossfire is the attack received directly and indirectly by both sides of a two-party political system. In the heat of opposing sides, those identified as the "center" or "middle" of the political spectrum are often criticized for not fully embellishing all of the motives of either party. The centrist ridicules the extremists on both sides, such as Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore*, but also usually agrees with the open-minded on both sides. These far-lefties/righties are usually the ones that instill the bipartisan crossfire in the first place.
Lastly, bipartisan crossfire is socially dangerous. In a world dominated by opposition, the last thing we need is to silence the open-minded: they're usually the ones who stop us from trying to annihilate each other.
*According to the teen-shaping TV program "Family Guy," these two are the same person. Oh, and Nazis support McCain/Palin '08. Because National Socialism and conservatism go hand in hand. Look it up.
The aspiring centrist couldn't fully identify with either party because he supports both the War on Terror and President Barack Obama (mostly, like 73%). Both sides' bipartisan crossfire left him politically alone. He is now left at a crossroads — does he abandon his own identity and conform to one party, or keep his ideals, knowing no one will hear them?
That, or drop politics altogether and become a mindless, Twittering, texting, "OMGi<3thisSong!" media whore.
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009
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Raymond from Animal Crossing

A largely over-rated character who is worth a ton of NMTs (Nook Miles Tickets) and also worth a ton of bells. People have also sold him for real life money and Raymond is worth about $50 USD.
"Hey do you have Raymond from Animal Crossing on your island?"

"Yeah, I bought him for 500 NMTs"

"Why? He's just a cat in a game, and Nook Miles Tickets are expensive"

"I like him ok?"
by Taxe May 15, 2020
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