Eric Cooper

A slithering ginga-ninja. He's half boy/half snake. He's afriad of headlights, and loves slithering in bushes. He may slither into your tent at night, creep into your covers, he will try not to wake you, but if he does he will Ninja away with a following slither. He's quite kind though. And only eats Chris Reyer's

Taeya: OMG, did you see Eric Cooper slithering in our tent last night?!
Kyla: YAH! i think he went into faith's sleepingbag! :O
Faith: that was him?! i thought that was you, kyla!!!!

by Blaaaank. August 23, 2011

cooper

big dick, fast strong and gets bitches on a friday night

Im going to be like cooper and get bitches on friday night

by timmybutloose March 3, 2015

Coopertastic

Coopertastic means everything good with that person or thing. Coopertastic is an adjective that can be used to describe anything that has a good side. When the adjective is used on a person, it means funny, kind, loud, extroverted, outgoing, awesome, amazing, and friendly. When it is used to describe something, it means the best qualities of that thing.

He is coopertastic.

She is so not coopertastic.
My coopertastic grade was an A+.

by Cweino November 19, 2010

Mini Cooper

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.

"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

Cooperosexual

The act of having sex with something, Doesn't matter what gender or if its dead or alive or even if it's an object you will have sex with it.

Geez! Jared is so cooperosexual, he said he would bang a dog and an empty shoe.

by YaoiDreams January 14, 2016

Cooper'd

Being invited to hangout with a group while unknowingly getting made fun of due to your low IQ and inability to understand that no one likes you.

Group: yo guys let's go hangout with Alex, boutta get Cooper'd

by FahkYouBahddy October 30, 2017

CooperCunt

Amazing in Bed, Massive Dick, He also cant swim.

"I just had sex with Coopercunt"
"OMG your so lucky, i wish i SLAM DUNKED HIS HOT DOG"

by Hihelloheyitsme May 8, 2020