Crookman

A male with a big veiny crooked dick

Sally slept with John last night. She says he's a real crookman.

by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011

La Crook

When you spike your La Croix with vodka.

We drank La Crooks as we rode in the minivan home after the bachelorette party in Duluth.

by Jannetto September 24, 2017

crooked dime

A Chevy S-10, originates from the rez in BM, Nevada.

The four 15s shake the mirror as the crooked dime began to come nearer

by 5000 watts April 10, 2005

Cooks-Source

Verb; to copy writing from the Internet for publication in hard copy magazine form, without notification or payment to the author.

That travel magazine Cooks-Sourced my blog post about hitchhiking through Memphis! Those bastards!

by beyota November 7, 2010

crooked as a bygeorge

No one seems to know what this phrase actually means, but after some research, it was discovered that this phrase originated somewhere in West Texas, and it most likely describes something that is not straight

person 1:"that is as crooked as a bygeorge!"
person 2: "what on earth is a bygeorge?"

by world's most original username February 22, 2011

Mr.crook

A 8th-grade teacher that makes you ixl and thinks he controls everything.

"guys wanna skip mr.crook class with me?"
"Yea Im not doing ixl today."

by St. Andrews funny kids. March 5, 2023

Cooks Source

Plagiarism. Stealing. Comes from the cooking magazine of the same name which plagiarized articles lifted off the internet.

No, I totally cooks sourced it from the internets. All that stuff is public domain, you know?

by punxnotdead286 November 7, 2010