cadbury canal cruiser

the dominant half in the foray of anal sex.

You filthy cadbury canal cruiser!

by Neeko April 26, 2004

Battle Cruiser

A (usually Japanese) sports car/sedan that has lots of power and goes fast in a straight line, but is too heavy or awkward in the handling department to be useful at cornering.

A battle cruiser can also be any vehicle tuned up with massive amounts of power, but no other modifications to improve handling.

They cruise around and look to line up at stoplights and smoke other cars in a short drag race, but other than that they stay away from competition.

That Supra is a battle cruiser; it can run 10's at the strip, but start hitting some turns and my Skyline will wreck it.

You should get rid of that Prelude, its a front wheel drive battle cruiser, aka useless.

by dbhsgsdf May 26, 2008

croser

the embodiment of uwu and top owo streamer.

"OMG have you heard of the streamer Croser?" "No?" "Well you should! He's the UWU king!"

by ClassiestDragon July 31, 2019

Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010

Tom cruiser

its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.

dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night

by fratbro69 October 31, 2011

v8 cruiser

V8 landcruiser. Commonly known as a 76 - 79 series landcruiser. The v8 cruiser is an unstoppable force that no other 4x4 can out do. Also known as the real mans 4x4 and work truck used in the mines, by emergency services australia wide an just about everyone in northern QLD and the NT

Old mates v8 cruiser destroyed that track. Thats is a real mans car

by Man from the downunder January 15, 2018

Poop Cruiser

1. A person who is all around DUMB. Everything he/she says or does just doesn't make sense or isn't funny EVER, you can call them a poop cruiser. The ONE person in your crew who EVERYONE picks on is ALSO known as a "poop cruiser".

2. Can also be used to describe a gay guy. (Hence) "Poop" - as in anal penetration. "Cruiser" - As in enjoys the ride of whatever they are 'cruising'.

EX1. Trent said something real retarded at a party and no one thought it was funny. It has been like this for a while, and he is now considered a "Poop Cruiser".

EX2. Cody is a gay kid at school. Everyone knew he was gay and his nickname in school was "Poop Cruiser".

by Christofer B. Rodriguez (AKA) C-Rod February 3, 2007