TOP 10 REASONS Y U SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE A CROAT FROM HERZEGOVINA:
You are Catholic
The Adriatic Coast
Even if you were born in Hercegovina, you still can say that you are Croatian
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athlets, and singers
Soccer team (Zrinjski Mostar, Dinamo Zagreb, Hajduk Split)
Handball team
Basketball (Kukoc, Petrovic)
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country
Famous for dances, music, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Croatian
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Croatian around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, Blue
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Croatian, they still know the Croatian language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Croatia and Hercegovina have one of the most beautiful cities in the World (Dubrovnik, Medugorje)
You are allowed to eat Pork
You are Catholic
The Adriatic Coast
Even if you were born in Hercegovina, you still can say that you are Croatian
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athlets, and singers
Soccer team (Zrinjski Mostar, Dinamo Zagreb, Hajduk Split)
Handball team
Basketball (Kukoc, Petrovic)
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country
Famous for dances, music, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Croatian
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Croatian around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, Blue
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Croatian, they still know the Croatian language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Croatia and Hercegovina have one of the most beautiful cities in the World (Dubrovnik, Medugorje)
You are allowed to eat Pork
by Drazen April 25, 2004
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People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
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This move was named after legendary Croatian-American director, producer, model, kolo dancer, television personality, romantic movie-film clip actress. It is similar to the the definition for Croatian sex, however, in this instance, the female actually has the ablility to play the part of a contortionist, or Chinese acrobat. The female during vaginal rear entry can actually twist and contort to the point where she is able to perform various unmentioned pleasurable actions, (akcije in Croatian) on her male partners person at the same, usually involving oral stimulation. A truly remarkable feat. A sight to behold and captured on film only 3 times. A romantic dinner is usually accompanied after it's performance, usually paid for by the male.
C'mon Honey, If you go along with me and the kids to spend the holidays at Mother's, I'll give you a Croatian Brendi-Boo tonight.
by Captain Croatia February 13, 2010
Get the Croatian Brendi-Boo mug.'Croatian Webcam' is a general term used by hardcore computer gamers when his/her game starts to lag in an online match.
This term originated from an expat croatian family who emigrated to the Southern Hemisphere. Through curiosity the parents would continuously look at Croatian Webcams showing different areas of their home Country. Supposedly this created huge lag issues with the gamer of the house, hence the term 'Croatian Webcam.'
This term is becoming more common amongst gamers these day. Lag is a serious issue for the hardcore gamer, which can make or break a game. It is very stressful when lag occurs so to make light of the situation the gamer will often announce to his/her friends that he/she has 'Croatian Webcam.'
This term originated from an expat croatian family who emigrated to the Southern Hemisphere. Through curiosity the parents would continuously look at Croatian Webcams showing different areas of their home Country. Supposedly this created huge lag issues with the gamer of the house, hence the term 'Croatian Webcam.'
This term is becoming more common amongst gamers these day. Lag is a serious issue for the hardcore gamer, which can make or break a game. It is very stressful when lag occurs so to make light of the situation the gamer will often announce to his/her friends that he/she has 'Croatian Webcam.'
''Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!! how the fuck am I supposed to play battlefield with Croatian Webcam.''
''ahhhhhhhh jesus christ my Mums on Croatian Webcam.....I'm getting 1800 ping.''
''Lol, look at my ping......I think I've got Croatian Webcam. What a fuck load of shit......I can't play like this''
''ahhhhhhhh jesus christ my Mums on Croatian Webcam.....I'm getting 1800 ping.''
''Lol, look at my ping......I think I've got Croatian Webcam. What a fuck load of shit......I can't play like this''
by El SCORCHIO February 17, 2010
Get the Croatian Webcam mug.The Serbo-Croatian conflict goes all the way back to the creation of Yugoslvia. The Croatian parliament opposed the new state from the begining. In 1929 Serbian King Alexander Karageorgevic I proclaimed the foundation of Yugoslavia with the Serbs dominating the authoritarian monarchy. King Alexander was assassinated in Marseilles by an extreme nationalist organization in Bulgaria with the cooperation of the Ustashi, a Croatian fascist separatist organization. Croatia gained autonomy in 1939 and in 1941 Croatia joined World War II on the side of the Axis Powers and staged a military coup that made Ustashe leader Ante Pavelic leader of Croatia, which was essentially a Nazi puppet state that allowed the Nazis to invade Yugoslavia. AT the end of the second world war it was estimated that the Croatian Ustashi murdered over 750,000 Serbs. This was one of the reasons the Serbo-Croatian war broke out 50 years later. The Serbo-Croatian War happend last decade, which lasted from 1991-1995. When Croatia declared it's independence in 1991 the Serbs then created the Republic of Serbian Krajina in central and northeastern Croatia. By the end of 1991 the Serbs held roughly 30% of the former Yugoslav Republic of Croatia. In 1992, after the European Community had repeatedly tried and failed to negotiate a peace, the United Nations was able to administer a truce between the two sides and sent in a peacekeeping force, UNPROFOR. In 1995 the Serbian army had it's hands full with the crisis in Bosnia, thats when the Croatian forces launched a massive offensive against the Krajina Serbs. The offensive led to approximately 14,000 Serb civilians being killed and about 300,000 Serb refugees. The attacks were against civilians, namely burning Serb homes, looting Serb property, and killing and mutilating Serb civilians, especially the elderly. In retaliation the Serbs launched a rocket attack on the Croatian capital of Zabreb, causing a few deaths and over 100 injuries. Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina were able to forcibly seceded from Yugoslavia whilest Mecedonia did so peacefully.
The Serbo-Croatian War was secretly covered up as the US and the West in general played in the offensive of the Serbs that lived in Krajina. There were reports that NATO planes were used to take out Serb command and control centers in the Krajina, allowing the Croats a much easier time with their offensive.
by ModerenHistory September 25, 2005
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Serb:STFU
Ustasha:Die,Serb !
A True Croatian:STFU all,stop with the fuckin Ustasha brutalitly,and you Serb...Get your cocksuckin ass aways from here !
Serb:STFU
Ustasha:Die,Serb !
A True Croatian:STFU all,stop with the fuckin Ustasha brutalitly,and you Serb...Get your cocksuckin ass aways from here !
by He who he is January 3, 2006
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in my opinion it makes it kinda easier to find a solution or make up an exscuse as long as u have your head on straight.
in my opinion it makes it kinda easier to find a solution or make up an exscuse as long as u have your head on straight.
A creational high also called creative high makes you more creative atleast as long as its in effect.
Makes you come up with xtraordinary creative ideas.
i dont have an creativ example but u get the point.
Makes you come up with xtraordinary creative ideas.
i dont have an creativ example but u get the point.
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