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Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.
That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.
by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018
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Ping Crimson

When someone's ping is so bad and they're lagging so severely, they appear to be skipping over time.
1: dude, I keep trying to break this and it comes right back.
2:looks like you are Ping Crimsoning bro.
by Dradger April 11, 2020
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Crimson Orchid

an incredible baltimore based metal band that just can't cut a fuckin break. They've realeased 3 studio albums to this date recently of which is "a chosen path", they are an imaculate ammalgam of thrash, core, death, and prog metals....

sweet ass music
That's the best music I've ever fuckin heard!! IT's so Crimson Orchid!!!
by crimson scripture March 17, 2009
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Crimson Tide

An incest driven Alabama university named after a woman's period
It's that time of the month again, get ready for the Crimson Tide
by issa mystery September 18, 2018
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crimson tide

The Crimson Tide soundly defeated Auburn today on the basketball court!
by Justin Lackey May 1, 2005
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Crimson Chin

1. v. to eat a girl out while she is on her period.

alternatively,

2. v. to throat-fuck an individual to the point that your balls slap against their face with such voracity that their chin becomes chapped and red, thus giving them a "crimson chin".

Daringly, these two actions can be performed at the same time to result in what can only be described as potentially one of the leakiest sex acts.
"I agreed to let Susie crimson chin me, only if she let me do the same to her."
by spacecat September 24, 2014
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alabama crimson tide

A college who claims to have 12 National Championships, but really only have 4 outright championships. (1961, 1965, 1979, 1992)
Alabama Crimson Tide

Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.

Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.

In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.

In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.

In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.

In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.

In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
by jakeobryan January 7, 2010
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