Blair Crawford

the greatest man alive.

you are a Blair Crawford.

by bigboimaryrooney March 7, 2019

Twitter Thumb Crawl

The necessary evil of swiping down repeatedly on your twitter page in order to get the newsfeed to refresh.

I hadn't checked my twitter all day and I had to do the twitter thumb crawl to get to the top of the 4000 new tweets.
twitter Tweet newsfeed scroll refresh

by KirkChi October 18, 2015

Douchebag Bar Crawl

A douchebag bar crawl (DBC) occurs when you're out with your crew and you attend 3 or more consecutive bars that have a reputation of being frequented by douchebags. A douchebag bar crawl is more often than not a spur-of-the-moment decision brought on by excess booze and questionable choices.

John: We went to THOSE bars last night? It's a bit hazy for me but are you serious?

Steve: I know man, I can't believe we pulled off a douchebag bar crawl last night. What the fuck are we even doing with our lives?

by the_drumniac April 8, 2017

Crawfish

To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.

Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.

by Charlie Golf April 5, 2004

Crawler

A slang term for cocaine. Mostly used in central Illinois

Yo dude you got any crawlers?

Hey man lemme getta lil crawler!

by Pdub repin January 23, 2009

Crawfed Out

When somebody has too much to drink and end up passing out where ever they are.

Sepehr: Yo did you see Bayley last night he just passed out on the floor.
Jeffrey: Yea I know he totally crawfed out.

by flaffus master June 7, 2010

food crawl

Food crawl (n). a multi-stop investigation of the best restaurants, meals, or specific item on the menu. Food crawls may last a few or much longer depending on the type of crawl.

“Bro, let’s do a taco food crawl next week and find the best carnitas in town.”

by christine sixteen November 23, 2009