A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.
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by Dave Rapp July 3, 2005
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by biig November 3, 2003
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To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!
I signed the contract.
A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
by Allan García February 4, 2009
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-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.
-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.
"You got me good with brains... ill hit you with some new shit..." Later on that day 'Ha bitch check that shit out i call it The Boa Constrictor'
by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009
Get the The Boa Constrictor mug.A phrase used meaning that a contract of some sorts restricts a person from partaking in an activity
by MattKuz December 24, 2006
Get the contractually mug.The concious act of bettering your looks/social standing in hopes of improving upon the quality of person you're sleeping with.
Andrew: Yo, did you know Chris has lost 50lbs and has been tanning?
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
by jbeegeezy March 20, 2008
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Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.
Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.
Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.
Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.
Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.
Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.
Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.
by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009
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