condement

the plastic a guy puts on his dick so he can fuck his gf without risk of children

Bob had to put a condement so he could fuck Lexi up!

by Yeaa boii kid October 7, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Condering

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021

Condehwhore

One who is female, who is also whore, and very condescending. More specifically, basically a prostitute having or showing a feeling of patronizing superiority.

Condehwhore: "I sleep with your brother, I liar. And, I know everything, you stupid".

by Godislocatedinyourbrain March 29, 2021

condescine

a sexy mother fucker with big milky tits and huge nuts and dick

im so fucking baked right now i cant do this condescine

by titballs445 May 11, 2021

Condensation

Leche condensada translated in Spanglish!

Cómprame una lata de leche condensation…

by Cuban candy July 5, 2021

condensating room

A room that has a temperature below freezing point, thus casing condensation to occur inside that room.

Why is the floor of this room all wet and why is the window open when it is freezing cold outside. No wonder this room is wet, it turned into a condensating room.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021