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grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
by Teekums February 2, 2017
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first comment, first effect

*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect
by crazyundefinedguy December 13, 2017
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Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
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YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes
Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else
by Fukuahole August 17, 2022
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Damn this comment is fancy

A meme usually commented on Youtube for the attention and likes.
People only uses the 5 words damn this comment is fancy if they want to get attention.
by YummyandDelicious April 28, 2015
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Urban Dictionary Person: im bored *adds Urban Dictionary Comment Section*
News Reporter: World peace had been resolved
by Williamthecoolboy June 24, 2022
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Huge Comment

congratulating and honoring someone delivering a piece of critical information, usually by a 3rd party member in the conversation or one who had not been participating in it beforehand.
A. "Is Terry having another cookout today at his dad's house?"
B. "I dont think so he told me the grill is missing again"
C. "Actually, I talked to him earlier and he said he found it outside the garage"
A+B. "Huge Comment"

variants;
Huge Com, Gargan Com, CollasaCom
by Jstark June 21, 2007
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