Coffee talk

Coffe talk- things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.

Let’s save this for coffee talk

by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018

coffee chats

Sipping coffee while learning from great minds

Person A: "I'm going to reach out to my favorite startup founder to hear her insight and to develop a friendship"

Person B: "You should invite her out for a cup of coffee. Coffee chats are both casual and professional. But don't go where they play elevator music."

by Priyana July 22, 2018

Coffee

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee.

“This must be the best cup of coffee I have ever had. Wouldn’t you agree, Phoenix Wright?”

by Prosecutor Godot November 14, 2021

CMS Coffee

n. A coffee break taken after a Catastrophic, Major, or Serious incident has occurred. Attendees at the CMS Coffee are usually quiet and reflective in demeanor. The most likely place for a CMS Coffee to occur is onboard an oil platform in Norway.

After spending 2 days trying to fix broken electronics, the crew sat down for a nice CMS Coffee.

by vaeren January 13, 2007

overburned coffee beans

A way of making the sugar in the coffee bean caramelize so that the coffee tastes stronger in a weak brew. This way you can make coffee with less beans or beans of a lesser quality. A trick used in the fast food industry and by Starbucks. If you drink it pure you will taste a burned, charred flavor, but if you mix it with steamed milk and add lots of corn syrup it will taste better and stronger and thus fooling the client letting him/her believe he/she is drinking a better coffee than he/she actually is.

Gourmet coffee doesn't need overburned coffee beans.

by Howard Schultz January 16, 2009

Office Coffee

Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.

I like whiskey in my Office Coffee - especially on Mondays.

by VICTOR700 March 7, 2011

Hartford Coffee

Named after Hartford, the capital of CT.

When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.

Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.

Person 1: Somebody left this cup of coffee in the bathroom.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.

by Leuman September 30, 2022