When you are just about to go to bed at a respectable hour, or are quickly going to the toilet, but have to quickly check that one Facebook notification. You awake from a trance an hour or so later to realise that time has slipped through your fingers like a fine Persian sand because you getting sidetracked and browsing memes.
Damn man, I was going to go for a run this morning, but I fell into a meme coma and had to do sit-ups in my room and cry.
by A refined gentleman May 20, 2015
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by scolen2 March 5, 2008
Get the Lunch Coma mug.Dude, did you like my speech on dinosaurs?" "Sorry, man, after 58 slides I fell into a Power Point Coma.
by BountifulGirl November 17, 2010
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Get the comix mug.Whilst anally penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ass. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.
I gave a girl a dirty comanche. My war cry was so loud, my roomates thought that the Apache nation was descending on our house.
by Jay Yei January 10, 2006
Get the Dirty Comanche mug.A complete loss of consciousness and total paralysis following an unusually extensive and prolonged and thorogh sexual experience that is so intense the neural circuitry can no longer function, hence the person enters a sex coma.
I banged that bitch to the point of sex coma.
*upon seeing a sexually attractive lady* That girl is a potential BTPOSC (banged to the point of sex coma)
*upon seeing a sexually attractive lady* That girl is a potential BTPOSC (banged to the point of sex coma)
by Wabang January 19, 2010
Get the Sex Coma mug.To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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