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Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.
by He who knows best April 28, 2011
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Colby

A name for a sometimes cool and sometimes annoying male specimen that will out of no where cuss at you or spit on your new purely white-street thug Nike Jordans. May be below average in heighth but extra thiccccch in the pecs. Sometimes this guy will screech at you. Loves caffeine, video games, youtube pewdipie. Has blonde, light brown, or black hair. Memster.
Colby saw a horse smiling.
by Ticity tocity im a stalkerty October 29, 2019
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Hype Colby

An Alabama male who failed at joining RED RESERVE. He enjoys his cousin a little to much. Works 24 hour shifts everyday and wants to suck Jev off.
by Twitch tv / Xingo_ October 6, 2019
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ATDCC Colby

ATDCC Colby is an awesome railfan in California. He also owns a discord server and posts videos with trains like Caltrain or Altamonte Commuter Express.
ATDCC Colby is an awesome railfan.
by ytnorthtexasrailproductions March 11, 2021
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Sam and colby

The best ppl ever they are ghost hunters but also are hilarious and have great humor but also keep it real with you and help you through all your hard times so just look them up it will be worth it I PROMISE
Omg sam and Colby posted a new vid I can’t wait!!!
by Pineapple2 April 26, 2020
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coozy

A coozy, aka coozie, is an insulated holder for keeping drinks cool (typically beer or soda). Usually made of neophrene, styrophome, or other types of polymers/rubbers, a coozy can typically be found in the south, often adorned by Nascar numbers, funny sayings, or advertisers.
Glenn was a serious Nascar fan, and he even had a tattered coozy with Dale Earnhardt Jr's number on it to prove it.
by Giskard July 12, 2004
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Tea cozy

A tea cozy is a hat shaped liked a bowl that british people love to call tea cozy.A tea cozy is popular between the ages of 13 to 18 and british people seem to think children are wearing tea cozys but they are actually hats.
Mr.Williams the IV:Adam!!!Get that tea cozy of your head.Damn children wearing tea cozies as hats.

Adam:Mr Williams this is a hat not a tea cozy ,a H-A-T you wear them on your head.

Luke farnsworth the third:What the bloody hell did you just say.your a bloody wanker corblimey.
by Mr katsouros May 6, 2010
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